How long is too long?

How long is too long? Read more to find out. Or don’t. You have free will. It’s completely up to you. You can stop reading this at any time you choose. We’re not forcing you to continue reading this. You could easily walk away right now and spend some time with your friends and loved ones. That, honestly, would probably be a better use of your time. But instead you’re still here, reading this interminable dreck. Why? What has you so glued to this screen? Is it the hope–the anticipation–that something of value will eventually be said? Sorry to disappoint, but this message goes absolutely nowhere.